An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's big and white?

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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