I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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homework

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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