Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Anti Joke

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