- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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