- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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luke moore cant pull it back

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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