- Anti Joke

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!