What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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WNBA

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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She said no

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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A white person at Harvard

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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