What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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woman's rights

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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