A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Give me thumbs up!

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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