Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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