What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Romans rights.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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