what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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this is not a joke

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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