Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Paper shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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poo is yummy

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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