Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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WHAT????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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