Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the book disappear?

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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The Game

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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