- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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