- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Gangnam style

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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