How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

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