Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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speech and debate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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