- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

you lose.

Your mom.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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