- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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