Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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