why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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weston cage

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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