Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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