Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A white person at Harvard

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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An English man walks into a pub.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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knock knock

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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