Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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Brad Fuller!

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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