- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Gangnam style

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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