How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Gun Control

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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