What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

I'm off to my tank guys!

why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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