Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Psychics.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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