why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The person below me is weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the book disappear?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops