A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

my whole life!

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Women's rights.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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