- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Muslim athletes.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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