So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Gun Control

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hi will

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Anti Joke

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