"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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BOTTOM!!!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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once upon a time there was a boy

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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