I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are red, Violets are purple

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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