- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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