- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom died.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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