(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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No.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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u jelly?

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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That's what she didn't say

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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