- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

matty russel are you on here

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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