How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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baby seal walks into a club

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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