- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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