whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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