Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Poop swing

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Women's rights.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Your time.

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Michael Brown

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