- Anti Joke

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why does life suck? Because it does

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?