Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Nippies

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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