- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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