why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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