An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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WNBA

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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She said no

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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