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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

These Jokes suck.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Jersey Shore

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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