- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Womans profesional lacrosse

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

say cheese

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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