a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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We are lawyers

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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