A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Black people

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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