- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why did the dog eat poop?

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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