you are a åsshole :)

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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raisin boogers

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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matty russel are you on here

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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