You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

hey guys what's up?

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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