hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Yeah right loser!

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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