Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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