- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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