Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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