- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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