- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

lol

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Bumsniffer

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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