Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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We are lawyers

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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