- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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