- Anti Joke

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

I ponder

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights