- Anti Joke

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her