- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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