How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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