once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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