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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

your going to die

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

BOTTOM!!!

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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