- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Wy did the chicken?

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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