- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Women's rights.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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