- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Women's rights.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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