whats long and green? weed

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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