- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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