yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Nippies

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

WHAT????

xavier stop

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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