hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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I ponder

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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