What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

whats 2+2? 4

E= McVagina

Jersey Shore

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

I never asked for this.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Anti Joke

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