- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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