- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends