girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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